ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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