..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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