I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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