im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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