Pappa wants mamma naked
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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