There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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