What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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