Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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