My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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