so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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