You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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