My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Randomize
