I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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