Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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