Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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