There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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