I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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