Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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