I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
