ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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