you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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