David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
