ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
ttyl tear gas
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
