Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
