I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she peed on how many people?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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