The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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