Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
