Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
