No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
honey bunches of taint.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
