So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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