Will you blow on my dice?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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