let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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