i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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