i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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