I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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