Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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