so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
love makes seman taste better
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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