I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have demons in me.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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