sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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