talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Your penis caused this!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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