how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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