the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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