lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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