I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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