i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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