This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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