Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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