dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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