OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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