just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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